don't get me wrong,
i do love my mum.
it is just that sometimes her actions render me speechless.

while sleeping soundly,
i received a phone call.
what was flashing on the screen was "home",
and i was royally puzzled.
in my half asleep state, i answered and it was my mum using the house phone to call me. (implying that she was at home when she rang me)
"jen, where are you?"
"mum! i am sleeping in my room. what the hell."
"okays, bye."