mirror mirror on the wall.

this is what my single male friend has to say:

men are all bastards.
you just got to pick the least bastard of them all.

and then my question would be:
how would you know which one is the least bastard of them all?

if only i had that tell-all mirror in snow white and the seven dwarfs.
"mirror mirror on the wall, who is the least bastard of them all?"
but then again, ultimately the answer that you received from the mirror,
is just the reflection of what you truly desire of in your heart.

the heart holds the answer.
it just might not be the correct one.